PRINCE GEORGE'S MICKEY MOUSE LAWYER
COLLEAGUES, JUDGES CONSIDER ALAN GOLDSTEIN A LEGAL GENIUS
By Keith Harriston
Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, October 15, 1986
; Page C01
The lawyer in Upper Marlboro, described by judges as a "legal genius" and
counted on by many of his peers to guide them through legal quagmires, isn't
easy to spot as he walks through the halls of the Prince George's County
Courthouse.
But a closer look reveals a distinguishing mark that sets him apart from
the hundreds of lawyers who trek daily to the county seat.
Set neatly on the lower right corner of his shirt pocket is a Mickey Mouse
monogram -- the same comic strip figure that on any day adorns Alan J.
Goldstein's belt buckle or cuff links, wristwatch or tie pin or wallet.
"I'm just a Mickey Mouse lawyer," said Goldstein, who keeps a foot-high
Mickey Mouse telephone on the corner of his office desk, just beyond his
reach. "Mickey Mouse is the all-American hero. He's always on the side of
good."
Goldstein, who has recently been in the news as the defense attorney for
two University of Maryland basketball players indicted after the investigation
of the cocaine-induced death of their teammate Len Bias, enjoys likening
himself to a rodent, albeit a lovable one.
It is part of a self-deprecating strategy that works only on those who
don't know Goldstein or his penchant for joking about his height ("too
short"), his weight ("too heavy"), and his hair ("too little").
But in a courtroom battle, rival lawyers say, his witty style can be
deceptive. "He is probably a legal genius," said District Court Judge C.
Philip Nichols Jr. "If anyone is, he is."
That reputation often lands Goldstein in the middle of high-profile cases.
He was cocounsel in 1984 for the Progress Club Inc. when prosecutors charged
unsuccessfully that the all-male social club in Montgomery County was running
an illegal gambling operation.
This year, he took on the case of Erica Mendell Daye, a 25-year-old Adelphi
woman who is awaiting trial on a first-degree murder charge in the
decapitation of her 5-year-old son.
Last summer, when University of Maryland basketball players Terry Long and
David Gregg sought advice shortly after Bias' death, the campus legal aid
center sent the two men to Goldstein. They are scheduled for trial next month.
The county's top prosecutor, State's Attorney Arthur A. (Bud) Marshall Jr.,
looked to Goldstein when he needed a lawyer to settle a salary dispute with
the state. "Alan is a brilliant lawyer," Marshall said. "Of course, the only
case he handled for me, he lost."
Goldstein, a 43-year-old frustrated athlete-rock star, credits a fictional
lawyer for arousing his interest in the law.
"I wanted to be an NBA {National Basketball Association} ballplayer," said
the 5-foot-5-inch Goldstein said, "but I discovered very quickly that fate was
not going to be kind to me. My second choice was to be a rock star, but my
parents had me take accordion lessons. When was the last time you saw a rock
star playing accordion?"
Then there was Perry Mason, the fictional counselor who, at least on
television, never lost a case. "That's how I got on law," Goldstein said.
"Perry Mason. I thought he was cool."
Although Perry Mason never defended a person charged with driving while
intoxicated, that is where Goldstein is his toughest, according to
prosecutors, judges and lawyers. "He makes the {assistant} state's attorneys
jump through hoops on DWI cases," said E. Alan Shepherd, the public defender
for Prince George's.
Many lawyers have their clients plead guilty in drunk driving cases, judges
and prosecutors said. Their efforts are focused on keeping their clients away
from the publicity of a trial, what Circuit Judge Vincent J. Femia calls the
"low exposure for my client" theory. "Alan's philosophy is, 'We'll fight them
all the way,' " Femia said.
Goldstein not only goes to trial but he also keeps a tally of his won-lost
record inside a pocket notebook. His record in 1985 was 42 victories and 13
losses. He included in the losses nine cases in which his clients were given
probation before judgment. So far this year, the record is 34 and 11,
including five cases in which the client received probation before judgment.
"I'm not keeping count," Goldstein said. "It's not an ego thing. I want to
make sure that I am not doing my clients a disservice by going to trial."
Clients pay Goldstein well for his services. Judges and other lawyers said
Goldstein's fee for a drunk driving case is about $2,000, four times the
amount charged by many attorneys who arrange plea bargains. But Goldstein,
who acknowledges that he is one of the highest priced lawyers in the county,
said he doesn't charge that much. "Let's say that I'm expensive," he said.
Goldstein's trial record may compare with that of his boyhood idol, but his
personality does not. The Silver Spring native is prone to theatrics,
courtroom jokes and off-the-wall strategies that would surprise even Perry
Mason.
Circuit Court Judge Howard S. Chasanow remembers one occasion when
Goldstein, defending a man accused of embezzlement, decided to waive his right
to give a closing argument to the jury, an act virtually unheard of in
criminal trials. "I told him that if he was trying to become a legend in his
own time to do it in someone else's courtroom," Chasanow said. "But he stuck
with it."
The jury came back with verdict of not guilty. "I suppose it was a mixture
of nerve and absolute self-confidence," Chasanow said.
Lawyer Bruce Marcus said that Goldstein once asked the presiding judge if
he could pose one more question to a witness, the manager of a men's clothing
store who had been robbed.
"Do you have anything in a {size} 42 short?" Goldstein asked the befuddled
witness.
"Yes, I do," the witness answered.
"Well, I have no further questions," Goldstein said.
Goldstein can get away with such shenanigans, other lawyers said, because
of his reputation. "Judges listen to people like Alan Goldstein because they
respect his legal mind," said Michael Whalen, the deputy state's attorney.
"When you're dealing with him, you have to be on your toes, whether you're the
opposing attorney or the judge."
Goldstein said there's a twofold reason for his joking. "I have a theory
that the more you make the other guy laugh," he said, "the harder it is for
him to kill you. And I've found that a little well-placed humor can go a long
way toward making all of this more bearable."
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